Hi guys,

How have your holidays been?

I went K-Boxing with some Lovers. It was exciting and scandalousfun! We sang many happy songs.

And everyone was happy. Look at Jun Wei and Foong just gettin' it on.

With happiness like this, we'd all be hoping for some Lamm and Shorts singing.

Sorry forgot to put this up.

From Graduation Dinner. Not bad, 19 people managed to be in the picture (:

Sorry no Shorts, Dumbfat & Samuel. =(

Okay so,


boys turn right.




Girls turn left.






But where does a Ligays go????




Okay this is classic

justinPPP [я люблю вас] says:
ligays where's your boyfriend from
liwei || says:
there's one in bishan
liwei || says:
i think
liwei || says:
uh
justinPPP [я люблю вас] says:
gasp
- gerald - says:
one in bishan
justinPPP [я люблю вас] says:
ligay has 1 boyfriend in bishan
- gerald - says:
hmm

Okay bois. This blog isn't dead okay?


4L Class CiP CamP was quite a blast. With Foong as Camp Commandant zomgzlol. And the Boys who made it such a wantthefool time.

Checkit.

The Foong giving CIP briefing pose.


All the Lovers who attended the camp!

Okay see you all at class chalet. Bye.

Respect.

Hi everyone, I hope everyone is doing OK studying for your A-levels now. I had a great time in Hue and I miss that place terribly. But I know that Grad Night with the Lovers is gonna turn me on and raise me up once again!

I will just post a typical scene from our days as 4L in the old classroom so as to induce some nostalgia and make everyone feel all warm and fuzzy all over again!







Cheers!

Hey everyone! Well it's pretty cool the way everyone's flying off everywhere, hope you're all having one heck of a time. pple are going Hue, China, Bangkok (one of my favourite places. Read it out and you'll see :), Europe, whatever! I'm still stuck in Singapore, btw, so you can always find me in the night if you ever feel lonely. And I know a lot of us miss each other cos we haven't seen each other for weeks, but:

'absence makes the heart grow fonder!'

Anyway hope to see you all at the class chalet. What with wen jun being the bouncer, lamzy providing karaOK, and with me providing entertainment, it promises to be a night of fun and adventure! cya all there! :) Happy hols =P

ssspk.

Happy boys!

hahahahhahahha

LAUGH NOW!

Hi, hope everyone fullmarksed all their CTs like me.

I got a brick from our old classroom heee heee heee.


And I want a class chalet =(

In the Home Of The Lovers!!

Our new class idol?





Looks so pretty!

so idol finals was all about red bull...

cos you give me wings!

While people get banged...




people stare in amazement!...




and people laugh!..




Others practice their physics...




and amaze more people...






And life goes on....






In this intriguing land we call,



.

once upon a time in *insert random country here*

there were four guardians of the great secret of FLEMINGS RIGHT HAND RULE. Only a hunk named GARY dared to challenge them and he tried to uncover the secret.

to no avail

Question: How long can Gary keep awake during Chinese lessons?




























Answer: Not very long xD

This photo is classic gary hahahaha

A typical chinese lesson:

Crouching tyger flaming torch.




and generations of 4Lovers!!

Today was definitely quite a scandalous day at the heart of 4L!

Esp Zous with his outbursts that rocked the world!

But Friggy shows how it's meant to be done! In between 2 teachers some more...

4L is seriously the Home of the Love!





That's the way to go, boisS!


We've got about 5 weeks left together, lets sensatonalize this!
And make it the most memorable 5 weeks ever =)

I think Ali, Dennis & co had loads of fun at KAP bird-gazing.

Sorry if I obstructed too much =P

And when, on a excalator, everyone is going up. Gary would try to go down.










That's the true beauty of being a Gary!

Yepp, Gardening @ Seoul was totally the most heatifying thing ever. Especially listening to the true tales of the Adventures Of Gary Going Up The Escalator The Wrong Way, Because He Was Too Distracted By His Six Nipples, was cooL.

I really hope Gary'd be able to control the exponential rate at which his nipples grow, because by the end of dinner he had like, 36 nipples?

whatever happened to sex drugs and rock&roll?

now we have AIDS, crack and techno

Is it just me or are we just the most hip hop happening class...


*clickclick* and so we strut our stuff


inspired by "THE ZOU'S MOVE" (see musicvid)

lol ali, posted while we were watching the same old chinese summary powerpoint/sleeping/doing comprehension? hahaha. OCJ is teh sex. GO OCJ GO! *suddenly remembers i havent handed up chem ilearning* but still!

we are the <3

and 4L loves OCJ.

don't go.

HOI BETTER NOT CHANGE MY CHEM TEACHER IN TERM 4 YA?

And check out the Happy Boys in action!!!


I think Zous looks damn sexayee.

4L LOVES MR OCJ!! =)))))






AND MR OCJ LOVES 4L!!!!!!! <3

Wow, people from 4L love reading Toto-Chan!

It's good for your health, even when it puts you to sleep haha!

this is tingling shit

Watch Dennis give a crash course on playing golf.

With a broom and a football! So pro.



























It's even a hole-in-one!!!



And the crowd goes wiiiiiiiiillllllllddddddddddddddd

gary: shutup i'm dreaming

hahah ali so smart! look at him!

Wow, look what Gary does in his spare time.


He thinks dreams and fantasises about Heidi/Hannah/Helen/Hatsumomo!!!







Aww so sweet, i can totally tell how dearly he loves her.



Anyway boys, we must retake bio test i think!!!! =(

GUESS WHO! (post in comments XD)

top secret!

gary has been sterilised after he found that using umbrella covers was too tight and uncomfortable! during physics, he divulged this to all who would listen to him.

heidi, hannah, helen, halle, hatsumomo! are all sad

After trying to

DAO ME

• • You have just sent a Nudge!
  
  `sean -- flipped 180 says:
  haha
  `sean -- flipped 180 says:
  what
  how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
  basket
  how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
  really must block me arh
  
  The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
  really must block me arh
  
  how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
  dumb
  how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
  DUMB
  how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
  BLOCK ME FOR WHAT
  how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
  WANNA FIGHT ARH
  `sean -- flipped 180 says:
  i didnt
  `sean -- flipped 180 says:
  -.-
  `sean -- flipped 180 says:
  got dc
  how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
  YEA RIGHT
  how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
  AND I HAVE FAT CHEEKS
  `sean -- flipped 180 says:
  -.-
  how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
  cheekyap you think i was born yesterday arh
  how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
  like you
  how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
  YOU THE DUMBCHEEKYAP
  how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
  not me
  `sean -- flipped 180 says:
  hahaha
  `sean -- flipped 180 says:
  whatever
  
  

SEND ME A VIRUS

`sean -- flipped 180 says:
hahah
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
my time table quite cool la
`sean -- flipped 180 sends:


how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
.
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
not slow at all
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
YOU LAG
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
YOU LAGGER
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
//ban dumbcheekyap lagger
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
lol
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
try again

You have just sent a Nudge!

how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
OI
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
HUMJI ARH
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
wjat
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
lol
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
send to me again
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
cant you see those above?
sean -- flipped 180 says:
LAG!
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
lol
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
lol
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
zz
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
lag even more sia
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
must be virus

You have failed to receive file "time table.doc" from `sean -- flipped 180.

You have failed to receive file "time table.doc" from `sean -- flipped 180.

`sean -- flipped 180 says:
lol?
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
lol?
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:

how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
CHEEKBUTT YOU

You have failed to receive file "time table.doc" from `sean -- flipped 180.

You have failed to receive file "time table.doc" from `sean -- flipped 180.

You have failed to receive file "time table.doc" from `sean -- flipped 180.

You have failed to receive file "time table.doc" from `sean -- flipped 180.

You have failed to receive file "time table.doc" from `sean -- flipped 180.

You have failed to receive file "time table.doc" from `sean -- flipped 180.

You have successfully received C:\Documents and Settings\FURRY\My Documents\My Received Files\time table.doc from `sean -- flipped 180.

how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
wtf
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
it worked

KILL ZIDANE

how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
dumb
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
http://www.atomic-album.com/showPic.php/23004/cannonball.gif
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:

`sean -- flipped 180 says:
lol?
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
dumbcheekyap
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
its a cannon
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
its a icbm
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
no
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
its a dumbcheekyap
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
dumbcheekyap launches his cheek at zidane
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
the cheek makes contact with zidane's back
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
zidane is propelled forward by the force of the cheek
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
he cracks his head on a rock wall
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
which was later identified as materazzi's chest
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
zidane sees a card soaked in his own blood
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
he tries to make sense of it all
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
lol
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
he tries to talk the grim reaper out of it
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
but his time is up
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
haha
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
mm
how to save a life; says: wohooopsiedoosie says:
it was too late for zidane
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
lol!
`sean -- flipped 180 says:
the most shen précis


i decided to pinch a dumbcheekyap

Gary is in love.

With Hannah the Huge. He is smiling all the time.
No more worries and his life seems fine.
He doesn't sleep, doesn't snore.
He is in love, to the core.
He doesn't go home anymore at 1.36
And he hasn't WOWed in many weeks
Chinese Language turns him on
In his life, there's no more porn!!
Gary isn't gary anymore
And isn't a grunting bore!

Love has made him a better man
Gary, we're your greatest fan!

gary is in love.

june sucks. july sucks too. you suck i suck we all suck

I feel how enlightened today lah! I learnt the meaning of the word 'bomb'. Add a 'sex' in front of it, then that'll mean me. But the meaning of bomb= Something explosive that is liable to Bao Zha i.e. explode. That's like, really chinese medicine lah. And I also learnt that you shouldn't try and step on a ball. Cos only a bit the painful lah.

Haha seemed like the NY funfair was quite spammed by 4L people. Cool.

Youth Day was totally scandalous and totally spicy for 4L.

See Daniel and Junwei doing something secret.







They're playing Digimon!!!111


And then all the happyslappy poses.

The L Pose.

The OCJ Pose.

The Dao Pose.

The Bangbang Pose

The Superhero Pose

The Da!ck Pose



And the....






Yichao giving CIP Briefing Pose.

lol.

4Lians. It has been an exciting holidays and hope everyone has had lots of fun with zuowens, reflections and the ever-friendly Biology textbook.

We shall be getting a new English teacher next term and the prospect seems interesting.


Btw, no need to feel guilty/delighted/-.-" because ms regina didn't leave because of our class. It was all due to another class hahah!!




We had a farewell dinner, with 5 people, from 5 classes. Everyone I called from 4L snubbed it =(

OOPS

Wen Jun,

The problem is not with whether I am capable of making myself clear or not. If the rest of the class can follow instructions that are pretty basic, I do not see why you are faced with such enormous difficulty in adhering to simple requirements for submission of a portfolio. A file was not meant to refer to a soft copy of the same and this was adequately demonstrated using an actual copy of the school file belonging to a fellow classmate within curriculum time. If your attention had been engaged elsewhere, it's about time you decided to stay on course and focus, instead of digressing with all your uncalled-for nonsense.

I am NOT accepting your zip file and I will NOT even care to open it. Compressed or otherwise. I'm deleting your mail right after this reply. If you are vaguely interested in having your reflections assessed, please follow instructons. By the way, the deadline for submission is overdue and I do not accept late work unless extension was sought way before the deadline. Think long and hard about this one, then.

---

From: hamster boy [mailto:x_hamster@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tue 6/6/2006 1:02 AM
To: Regina Vallabadoss
Subject:

I thought long and hard about this one. You said a small file would be sufficient. I understand that sometimes you don't make yourself clear. Sufficient probably means compulsory. So i took the liberty of sending you a zip file. Maximum compression. Originally, i wanted to send you a rar file, because rar is so much more efficient. However, knowing that not everyone has winRAR, i decided to send you a zip file.

Semester Reflection

If I could summarize the semester in one adjective, I would say “over”. That’s it. A paragon of simplicity. Could you deny it? Hah! Rhetoric. Give the man a cookie. If I could summarize the semester in one adjective, I would say “over”. That’s it. A paragon of simplicity. Could you deny it? Hah! Rhetoric. Give the man a cookie. If I could summarize the semester in one adjective, I would say “over”. That’s it. A paragon of simplicity. Could you deny it? Hah! Rhetoric. Give the man a cookie.

*Flips page*

Cool. Apparently I did a double kill. “Paragon”! I express understanding and am highly creative and critical. That was a highly personal response.

*Flips page*

TRIPLE KILL! The previous paragraphs were an argumentative presentation and are highly logical because of their strong and sound thesis statements.

*Flips page*

Wen Jun is DOMINATING! Through the course of the semester, I learnt also to forgive and forget the many faults of the teacher, one of which is her inconsistency. I have reminded myself time and time again to be consistent and not become what I hate. The first paragraph maintains complete consistency. There is no flaw in replication. Another skill (filed under others).

Seemingly nonsensical, almost impossible, but that is what has been this semester. A wrangled mass of irresponsibility, lack of integrity, inconsistency is the manifestation. What can a student do in this environment but hide and weather the tempest. I do wish it could have turned out better, but what’s done is done and even if I could turn back time, I couldn’t have done anything to change it.

Hopefully for next semester, life will be better. Or will I have to evolve into a rock from my current turtle-like death curl. Only time will tell. After all, I am but one of the billion pieces of the puzzle that will influence the outcome. The teacher will have to turn over a new leaf, if she hasn’t already crushed them all.

My next target? Marks that are deserved but are not forthcoming.

ERP Assignment Reflection

I know what they say about globalization and how it has boosted the reach and speed of communications and transportation. Today, one is able to send a message through cyberspace almost instantly.

However, I also know that emails are not instant, unlike what the lords of geekdom preach. What they really refer to when they speak of such fast messaging, is instant messaging. Instant messaging – through clients like Microsoft Networks’ Messenger, Yahoo Messenger and AOL – allows friends to chat as if they were face-to-face, except the words come in text and pictures, termed ‘emoticons’ in geek jargon.

Personally, I experienced this gulf in the speed of transmission most bluntly recently when I had the misfortune of receiving an email one day relating to an ERP assignment that was due the following Monday. This, in spite of having prior notice that it had already been replaced, meant that I had to finish reading an entire biography, and then complete a piece on it, all within a weekend, which was, as is disturbingly common for students, fully-packed. Recovering from inter-class soccer only made the task more difficult, as I now had to sacrifice the already too-short rest time.

You know your life is messed-up, when your Sunday is the day on which you have the most spare time. As a Christian, I spend half the day in church, and then lunch with my family. I get back at 3, and start reading “Long Walk to Freedom”. A few hours later, its dinnertime, and I have to stop. Halfway through? Not a chance. And that is the first book. How? I say, “How do we finish an entire biography in a weekend?” The notion is ridiculous.

The assignment is collected anyway, and on Tuesday, the day after it is due, Ms. Johnson comes into class and has a discussion with us about the incident. The conclusion? We have to hand the assignment in on Thursday. Now I only got a GPA of 3.6 for my Maths, but as a student of Raffles Institution, I believe I am able to count from 1-10 at the very least. Tuesday, Wednesday. Hmm. Is that two days? Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Wow, three days? It seems that Maths is not the forte of the English Department. Giving a shorter amount of time doesn’t actually give me an advantage. On Tuesday I have French lessons at the MOELC, which end at 4.30pm. On Wednesday, I have NCC training. That means I only left at 6.30pm. The next day, I had a French exam. I had to study for it on Wednesday night. That leaves about…zero time for doing assignments! In the end, I had to hand in the one I did the previous weekend, or Sunday if you will.

Do you want me to prioritize? CCA develops our leadership as Secondary 4s and the seniors of the school and our organizational skills. It shapes our character for life. Give it up? Never! I do not know how much of the French exam would affect my final score at the end of the year, but I do believe it is more important than an assignment.

How do I conclude this assignment? A complete failure, on my part or yours? Something that didn’t deserve a passing grade but for which one was given out of pure mercy? A hope for a better age? No. It is but a piece of paper that will not affect my grade by any significant amount and one which I am keen to forget.

Bowling was how fun la.

My 81 is like how h0t la.

My eyes are like how red la.

Hmmm I wonder why noone's been posting for so long already..

Was it because we had (the hippest hoppest number in the world) 69 posts before this?

Aww, sorry I spoilt it all!

Regina (concubine)

Regina (born c.780) was a concubine of Charlemagne who bore him two illegitimate sons, both of which became holy men. First, she gave birth to Drogo in 801, then to Hugh in 802. They would be the last-living sons of Charlemagne (Not the longest living, Louis the Pious lived till he was 62)

This European history-related article is a stub. You can help by expanding it.

Do expand it please. =)

we all really like how some teachers give discounts. from 8 marks to 3 marks? thats a discount of 62.5%? so pro? so instead of 3/4 of the class getting below 50%, we have 3/4 of the class getting below 60%. WOW. BIG improvement. so pro. maybe fuginn will still like, pwn our class except the "maestro of 4L - THE ONLY AND ONLY – THE CHAN himself"
... and of course we love her pro blinking in and out of our egrps with just a cooldown of 2 days?!

r----aFFLES is how lag la.
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her april fools' joke came 40 days late.

(it must have been an april fools' joke la just that it was funnier than "flies can't mosquito")

Fooled Again

Can't believe that we've been fooled again,
I think this scam will never end
How are we to know?
You never told us.

Anyway... we guess it's over.

I think it is heartwrenchingly disappointing that weeks of training has been undone by scandalous match-fixing and incompetent refereeing (such as Bossman??), but I guess we should take things in our stride and enjoy the next 6 months before embarking on another inter-class adventure, where all matters should be put straight.



If you want to be champions, play like champions, act like champions.

THE RAFFLESIAN PRINCIPLE OF HONOUR:
In intellectual pursuit,
I shall reflect discipline and passion for learning and in personal conduct,
I shall live in integrity and regard individuals, groups and the community with kindness and respect,
And in so doing, uphold the Rafflesian Principle of Honour.

inter class soccer is rigged

this is justin.

Today 4L had a wonderful day of soccer. Absolutely wonderful, with no question of sportsmanship or integrity whatsoever. There was only a slight blemish of this event, with the question of match-fixing coming up. As usual, with Mr Andrew Lim’s wonderful logic, we were proved wrong and we have learnt that we must trust our fellow Rafflesians’ sense of honour. Oh yeah, we also learnt that Mr Raymond Fong cannot be counted as a witness because he’s not a PE teacher, so his testimony is null and void. How fun. 36billion witnesses are also not enough. It seems that 36 trillion is required to make it hard evidence. Of course, they were not match-fixing. Those classes involved were just tired of course, and reserving their energy for the quarterfinals and possible future matches. Their goalkeeper was just tired during that match too, somehow lapsing in concentration for a shocking total of 7 times during the match. Therefore, we must learn to accept that other teams have their own tactics and just play to the best of our ability.

Oh yes, RI has a new superman in the form of Mohandass. He has truly bionic vision and can see the slightest foul from the minute distance of 36billion km. no problem at all for this wonderboy and future hope of Singapore. It doesn’t matter that Gwang had the ball, or that Gwang was running against weixun. No problem at all. Still foul. Ok can. But all in all it was still a wonderful day of soccer because we’re politically correct people. Just take it like a man. Very manly. And if Mr Lim dumps shit on you, just eat it with a smile.

Wearing the PAP uniform to school everyday gets boring after awhile.

And makes Workers' Party so much more interesting!
we love waving wp flags at prata cafe and inviting all the stares.

but i guess if we still dont make it,
we can always turn to McDonalds!

YAY! (:

iGallop. uGallop. weGallop!

Losing weight made easy!
Be a live demonstrator and shake that flab baby~
(picture taken down hahaha for the time being)

Then PERHAPS one day i can model for bysi (:

Mission Impossible 3 - CTs

Mission COMPLETE!(:

T HE COMMON TESTS ARE OVER AND 'TIS THESEASON FOR SPRING FLINGS

We paid high prices for completing this mission....

For some, they became smarter

But for others, they remained as dumb as ever.

the CT effect even changed our hard-to-kick habits!

(Or maybe not.)

Woohoo today was Secret Training Session I.

So Secret that even people who were supposed to turn up didn't haha.

Anyway, this is quite h0t:






Quite Power, in my honourable opinion.



Monday - Secret Training Session II, boys!

wah kao man i think i just screwd up feesicks damn majorly? aww.

I guess i'll just put up a picture of gary and be happy.

remember, remember the 4th of may

the day.....

(guess who...?)

gary...

(did what...?)

left school for home

(at what time...?!?)

AT NINE THIRTY!!!

^^

hoho one more reason not to take geog.

Life's a blur

INTERCLASS SOCCER CHALLENGE

need we say more?

Good luck to all 4L hotsters.

It's going to be quite a happening week next week. I hope none of you fall sick like me and have no mood to study at all, so I blog! ((:

Oh well, but I guess not everyone has a happy-g0-lucky table like mine:





Which openly proclaims how someone's been hit by cupid's arrow!
Ahh, majormajor distractions, b0iss.

Let's hope all of us can do well.



And achieve our dreams of a world-class ITE Life which is The Life.

(All models provided by the Da!Wu Modelling Agencies.)

hi.

today i was trapped in a room with a bomb.

luckily there was a note on the floor.

it was of very much help to me.

the instructions on the paper to disable the bomb was:

"cut the blue wire"



k.

not bad.

i'm finally high enough to see the head of gary's privates.


mE iShh` sHo0 hApPiEe dE wOrxzsZxszxsszxsz ` ! >.<

hmm, i've improved.

actually took less than 4 minutes to type that.

bye.

Today was a fascinating day. I may have finally figured out my dream school.

Anyway, down to more serious matters. Gary gave a wonderful speech today infront of many people. Everyone was impressed and didn't stop clapping for like..36minutes??! LIKE WoW!

There are 7 stages to Giving it like Gary.

1) Check out who's in the audience. Make an attitude face at those you don't like.



2) Stand up and walk to the mike. Act bored.



3) Hurriedly try to memorise someone else's script.



4) Wait for someone to pass you the portable mike cuz the standing one is too low.



5) Try to pronounce the words more than 5 letters long.



6) Smile a bit to show that you actually understand what's written in the script.



7) End off on a bang!



Well done gary! 4L is proud of you!

Congrats to Daniel too, who said something with twice the content in half the amount of time as Gary.

Oooh lala it's some happy hour of the night and I'm up blogging??! At least it's not neopets like last night mm.

My msn contact list looks like this now:




Guess who the 4 happiboys are?













As usual. Gary's up to no good. Josie probably left his computer on while frigie fell asleep infront of his computer. Even my constact nudging isn't waking him up!

Commonwealth Essay Reflection WJ USING CHEEKYAP'S ACCOUNT

I learned nothing about myself from this essay, with the exception of mayhap the actuality that I am insufficiently prepared for the purpose of rendering a perfectly acceptably formal essay that may suit the standards of my teacher to an extent that will ensure a grade that is distinctly capable of creating the possibility of myself appearing to have received any merit whatsoever.

Honestly, sincerely, genuinely, faithfully, it is with my most heartfelt sorrow that I contemplate the repercussions of not considering with great care every prospect of including an additionally formal phrase, not forgetting my neglecting the necessity of removing inconsequential attempts to infuse the slightest hint of wit.

My amateur endeavor to articulate my uncreative narrative has been met with a reaction, not unexpectedly, of disbelief with my seemingly impossible deficiency in empathy and ethics for not making allowance for the insignificantly infinitesimal chance that the educator will be less inclined to admire the mindless and indiscriminate desecration of the five-paragraph essay through the usage of a form of voodoo magic, the indulgence in the excessive lack of formality in order to please oneself and garner a minute amount of pity from the mistress.

Without the prior familiarity of the party involved, my now-remorseful self was left clueless as to the authentic outcome of such a disgraceful act. Needless to say, I would like to apologize for my transgression of underestimating the wrath of nature – none of the masters and mistresses being analogous in any form – I am guilty of proffering my approach to literary production for inspection without advance information on the attitude of the mistress when confronted with an essay.

What then? Am I to ponder the nature of my master or mistress prior to the first encounter in reality? I am afraid so, life is fair to all of course, excluding the pariahs and the students. I should be grateful that my paper has not been banished forever from the face of this earth without delay for the harsh strokes of blasphemy upon the soft apparition of whiteness that was laid before the mistress.

Request for authorization of the conviction that my lowly self can attain the veritable symbol of merit by a stroke of luck: B

The beautiful B, the goal of all under the mistress, for none can be perfect, even if one is flawless. It will take a giant impulse of beneficence from the One to suffer herself and offer the near-inconceivable B+. The Ronald Chan inevitably will commit frivolous mistakes while performing fantastic calculations that Einstein himself would have died to even observe. But less than full marks? What folly! It is unambiguously plainly apparent that genius is not recognized. Strange then that in a world turned upside down the intellectually-challenged, such as myself, who are lackluster in their struggles to present a piece of work are not given an A++.

Gary keeps on denying that he plays WoW.

Wow gary, we soo totally believe you!

Everyone knows that you go home and slay gnomes and pluck mushroom and build dragons and rape turtles and earn precious gold.

Class CIP sounds happening. I likes!

this is the story of how it is.


there were once two characters. the hUnK! and a h0t cheek.
The hunk fell for the hot cheek and one day decided to ask the hot cheek back to his place as they were both teachers in the same school.
To his DELIGHT, she accepted!
So they were about to train home together after school to have some private time together.

little did they know a PI was lurking on the grounds documenting their every SCANDALOUS step out of the school compound...

Locke and Plato might argue about the state of nature. but what's behind nature is what truly matters :P

the next discussion topic will not be civil disobedience or affirmative action, but SCANDALS (:

English lessons are a blast.
and i am the bomb.
(guess who i am) -grins

YES! I am REGINA THE ANTI-RAGE

*ROARS*

sometimes i am happy (:

sometimes i am sad ):

sometimes i get a little confused

BUT most of the time i just dont care.

This is me plain and simple. i love myself (:

Mr OngCJ is the coolest teacher ever.

Results 1 - 10 of about 21,800,000 for gary is gay. (0.58 seconds)

okay well done guys, this shall hereby become an exclusively 4L blog!

We just had a mass convo.

Ronald quickly quit, he was trying to differentiate trigonometric functions.
Justin was mugging bio.
Ligays was explaining bio.
Foong was fonging around with some girl.
Gary was surfing pr0n.
Da! and Frigie were probably chionging chinese hw.
Cheekyap and guang and wenjun were dotAing. zzZZz.
Dennis was scamming people of history assignments.

woah why am i so free!

I get so pissed off w0rxzxzxz```

Everytime people try to go home before me,

and boast about it!

My holidays aren't as simple as everyone thinks.
Even though I can't really be bothered about the work.

Every morning, I have to wake up at 6.30am to meet my online friends from the US and Iceland to play World Of Warcraft okay...

hmm i suddenly remember Heidi the Humongous all over again.

Everyone's talking about her.

whatever happens,

whatever anyone says,

whatever anyone does,

whatever the results,






morrison will still rock,




swaaaash.

Yesterday was valentines day. It was such a letdown. WHY DONT THE WOW PEOPLE UNDERSTAND I NEED WOW EVEN ON VDAY! so what if it was tuesday evening and the server needs its weekly maintenance! i need to date my oh-so-pretty character in there!

I got back my tingxie today. My teacher praised me cos i passed again! 27/50, i guess that isnt really hard when i have someone to copy from. Math was unfortunately not as good for me. i was sub-10 (: God, history essay's due on friday, i need an extension as long as my extension can go

tata

That was because I was too lazy to think of another number, by the way.

(Why am I bothering to explain anyway?)

I think I'm damn cool.

My iPod security code is 1337.

Rock For Good rocked for good, but oh dear, I was too busy sleeping in the concert hall.

And today my chair was confiscated by Mr Yip because I fall asleep too much. Hmm, I must do something about this. Maybe disconnect my internet connection at home? Or activate the Net Nanny?



But heck, I'm too lazy, too bored.

When the whole class is having fun.





I will sit around on my own and listen to my iPod. I am too lazy to interact with my friends. They're all so boring anyway.





And I'm just jealous that they treat josiecheeks as a bigger sex object than me =(






The atrocity.

They'd be celebrating tomorrow in class. Great. I'll just let everyone else bring the stuff.



I'm 16.



Sex, anybody?

I just tagged on my tagboard.

I don't know why.

I think, for that particular second in my entire life, I realised there are things more interesting than WOW.

I don't care if I'm gay, I'm too lazy to think about it properly.







At least I'm a handsome gay. Especially when giving speeches about myself! That's hot.








Look at my figure. Look at my posture. Look at my charming smile, my sleek arms, my sexy nose and my oh-so-gorgeous pimple. I'm a sex god.

One day I will create a Gary absolute monarchy. And Good Gary will defend all his women from all the danger in the world!

Hey. I hate school.
Everytime i go to school, I have to listen to english oral speeches saying Gary is gay, Gary is gay, but i'm not gay! I like ---------, you know...
(Oh. By the way, that was the only lesson I was awake. The rest were too boring. I mean, isn't it fun defending lazy people?)

yay my Class Rules:

1) Do not litter while eating in class!
2) Do not disturb others while they are sleeping in class!
3) Do not break too much furniture when playing soccer in class!
4) Josie has hot cheeks. Pinch them!




And my class!








dangsxzxz``!!11 ligays never come to school and josie's cheeks were blocking the entire screen, so their pictures aren't in there yet.

Be my pillow
Sleep-Reliant Gary

And I've been housing all this doubt
And extreme lethargy
And I've been sleeping inside that room
While some guy (i really dunno what he/she does the whole day) in front holds the key
And I've been dying to get out
1.36pm might be the death of me
And we all know there's nowhere else I'll go
I promise I'm going HOME

Because I got to get out of school.
I'm stuck in this rut, i fell asleep by "mistake".
I got to get out of here
And I'm begging you
The wall on my left
I'm begging you to be my pillow.

There was once a wise guy. He told me. Gary! you are a sexbomb.

i said

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

do you know why i said that? thats because not only am i a sexbomb, i am also very lazy! so no has 2 letters and yes has 3 letters so i saved one letter!

i think i am very smart too. i did not get lowest in level for the last chinese test! i got 25/100. i totally pwnzed the lowest score which was 23%! yay. my mom will be very happy

How cute, it's 3.18am and i'm still awake! No prizes for guessing what i'm doing though hehhehe ;)



I'm supposed to be in the class CEC. But I said, "nooo".



I'm supposed to be the class security guard. But I said, "noooooo".



So I just became the CLE Rep.!


After all, I'm a NATURAL leader, and my character is, exceptional.


well well. How sleepyzzz.

Nudist beaches are in!!!!! Everyone justs loves a peek at my thing!


Thats MEEEEE! showing off where the sun don't shine. lovely aint it.
And i found a new favourite movie hope you love it.

SCHOOLS STARTED!

on the first day of school my true love gave to me my new name - gary the penis worm

One thing i really missed during the hols was twj! I wish we have more fun than we did last year! i remember the good ol' times when he broke my specs when i was trying to make out with him in class!


on the second day of school my true love gave to me a cheek pinch and my new name - gary the penis worm

I love our lovely form teachers. especially regina! She's so h0t and indian!

I think i have this sleepy look (above) i'm NOT sleeping i swear

zzzzzzzzzz

oh noos, school tomorrow? shitss. I'd rather have my hot dreams.



Quick someone tell me what homework there is!

Actually, I don't sense it.

-psst- It's inside me.

Crouch, tiger. I sense a hidden dragon

oh nooo mahn!

Everyone owes me money.
Please return me my money.
And don't try to cheat me of my precious money anymore.

Or else I'll have to become a loan shark.

And I'll go to all your houses and hang up a kianpeng's pig's head splashed with red paint. Like all (loan)sharks.

I'll become a shark.

And if my life was made into a movie,

it'd be called

The Memoirs of a Gay Shark

There are many ways to how I sleep.



One of my favourites! is when I lie down next to an unsuspecting individual and pretend to sleep.







But actually! A close-up would reveal ....









my eyes are actually open! heeheehee how cheeky.

I am having a headache.

Nosebleed.

aaaaaaaahhh whattheheck.

I need more pictures of myself so I can blog to satisfay the masses.

aaaaaaaaahhhh.


And awake is the new sleep, yes yes.



But only because I've found exciting things to do!

Hi.


I'm too busy playing hentai games online! So thrilling, so exciting.

That's why I reply once to every 18 lines you say on msn.

Thanks.

I must stamp all my photos with "hunkgary.blogspot" from now on.


Because I know everyone's after my h0t photos.





How clever.


And Happy Birthday Guang!

YAY Hunkmania has certified me as a hunk. It's official now!

Everyone feels like taking off their clothes when they're with me. Oops.






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