this is justin.
Today 4L had a wonderful day of soccer. Absolutely wonderful, with no question of sportsmanship or integrity whatsoever. There was only a slight blemish of this event, with the question of match-fixing coming up. As usual, with Mr Andrew Lim’s wonderful logic, we were proved wrong and we have learnt that we must trust our fellow Rafflesians’ sense of honour. Oh yeah, we also learnt that Mr Raymond Fong cannot be counted as a witness because he’s not a PE teacher, so his testimony is null and void. How fun. 36billion witnesses are also not enough. It seems that 36 trillion is required to make it hard evidence. Of course, they were not match-fixing. Those classes involved were just tired of course, and reserving their energy for the quarterfinals and possible future matches. Their goalkeeper was just tired during that match too, somehow lapsing in concentration for a shocking total of 7 times during the match. Therefore, we must learn to accept that other teams have their own tactics and just play to the best of our ability.
Oh yes, RI has a new superman in the form of Mohandass. He has truly bionic vision and can see the slightest foul from the minute distance of 36billion km. no problem at all for this wonderboy and future hope of Singapore. It doesn’t matter that Gwang had the ball, or that Gwang was running against weixun. No problem at all. Still foul. Ok can. But all in all it was still a wonderful day of soccer because we’re politically correct people. Just take it like a man. Very manly. And if Mr Lim dumps shit on you, just eat it with a smile.