this is tingling shit

gary: shutup i'm dreaming

hahah ali so smart! look at him!

GUESS WHO! (post in comments XD)

top secret!

gary has been sterilised after he found that using umbrella covers was too tight and uncomfortable! during physics, he divulged this to all who would listen to him.

heidi, hannah, helen, halle, hatsumomo! are all sad

gary is in love.

june sucks. july sucks too. you suck i suck we all suck

I feel how enlightened today lah! I learnt the meaning of the word 'bomb'. Add a 'sex' in front of it, then that'll mean me. But the meaning of bomb= Something explosive that is liable to Bao Zha i.e. explode. That's like, really chinese medicine lah. And I also learnt that you shouldn't try and step on a ball. Cos only a bit the painful lah.